Technology Clearance Sale: Of the vast number of appealing technical opportunities that I uncover each year, surprisingly enough, some don't get adopted. Why waste perfectly good innovation opportunities? And who doesn't love a bargain? Discounts of up to 90% from what the inventor thinks they're worth.
Product Developer Gift Cards: With the fiscal year winding down, many of your business colleagues (and possibly you, too?) have probably already blown their budgets. You know who they are. They're the ones walking around the office with their eyes cast downward...running their focus groups in public school gymnasiums instead of at one of those fancy Park Avenue research facilities equipped with close circuit tv and M&M dispensers in the back room. These gift cards can be loaded and gifted to your work peeps to tide them over until Jan 1 rolls around. Double fuel points, too!
Innovation FitBit: This special innovators version of the well known fitness tracking device enables you to precisely record how many steps forward AND backward you've taken with your latest project. Available only in gray (because in innovation, things aren't black or white).
Innovation Retreat: Looking to get away from the office for some team bonding and creative work? Our sprawling, sort-of-wooded 1/2 acre facility located in the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio is the perfect corporate retreat location...if you don't mind bringing your own food and drinks and cleaning up after yourself. Weekly, daily and hourly packages available.
Technology Submission Good Luck Charm: If you have submitted technologies to major corporations for evaluation, you have probably been rejected many times. Wave the Charm (blessed by a top innovation guru) over the computer screen as you hit Enter on your next submission and it may ward off its rejection. (Then again, it might not).
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